located in detroit** horror slut** grimy bitch***

"   Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.   "

Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

I have never laughed so hard in a movie theater before

(via dirtyberd)

(via dirtyberd)

so don’t get me wrong

i’m an east coast girl at heart. always will be. and i’ll never leave michigan. 

… but right now i’m really looking forward to going to california, even tho it’s only for a couple days. the idea of living on the coast and being able to go to the beach whenever you want??? i mean, i hate the beach typically, but rn man.. just need to get away. 

(Source: wigglemore, via seinfeld-quotes)

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

(via whittneydoll)

I’m obsessing over the too faced melted lipsticks… ugghghghhhh, so pretty!! What are the best shades? Who has these?

Has anyone had any experience with melt cosmetics?? Is it great? Nahh? I’m looking at some of their lipsticks & dying.