Anonymous said:  Will u fuck me like ur gifs cos I want to be ur kitten

nerdsfuckhard:

I’m Shrek and this is my swamp

i dont evn know why i’m laughing so hard





Anonymous said:  What if they don't suck good??

unclefather:

Ungrateful. Someone sucks your stinky egg salad penis and you’re criticizing their suck. 




i have these beauts














Anonymous said:  u need to tell him the truth and does your boyfrand know you have feelings for someone else?

who him? who dis? u so smart.